The Know-Nothings
Michele Sobel Spirn, R. W. Alley
Library Binding
(HarperCollins, May 1, 1995)
Boris, Noris, Morris, and Doris, a group of friends who are not overburdened with intelligence, decide that they must travel to France in order to obtain French fries and concoct a hilarious plan on how to get there.
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